What we don't say

This is what I actually typed in for Synce, but sicne we have to be nice it's here instead.




I don't often pull myself out of retirement to give someone my attention, so in many respects the battle is already over and you have won. Savour that statement, fattie, because I'm fairly sure you're not used to the concept. Your secret combination of seventeen varieties of flailing and genetic deficiency is an irresistible siren song for those such as myself- those too polite to laugh at the antics of retards in public, but more than willing to do so in the sweet, sweet anonymity of the internet. I have been drawn out like a bear baited, like a curmudgeonly moth to the most banal of flames.
Now that we have that out of the way, let's get down to the meat of the sandwich. Why did you suppose, after your umpteen years of unceasing and total failure at everything you have ever tried or done, that laying misspelled and incoherent hate on a forum would receive anything more than the most dismal of receptions? Is pattern recognition not your thing? That first, lumpy, corn-studded turd you left on our forums is not the products of an adequate mind; it is the turgid mental detritus of someone who is most profoundly sub-normal.We all make mistakes, and these things can be forgiven. Obesity is also commonplace. But you cross the line dividing "stupid mistake" from "full-on recessive". And, boy, did you cross it. Pumping-your-crazy-legs-rolling-full-tilt-into-deep-Tardsberg crossed it. People, smart people with advanced degrees in dressing themselves and super-doctorates in not requiring adult diapers, have indicated that your flailing antics have not only ceased to amuse, but actually never amused in the first place, and in fact create a sort of depressing "anti-amusement" that makes kittens die. Every one of your posts makes us sad inside, and kills literally dozens of fluffy, newborn kittens. Yet, you ignore the sage advice of your mental elders and continue to tearfully pound the keyboard with your enormous ego-wang. Why?
So, in summary, the steps to a better tomorrow:

1: Desist in your indignant spittle-laced flailings on this forum.

2: Get off my internet.

3: Suicide. (<-- Please!)
Hugs and Kisses!